Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. I’ve said it once and I will say it again: before I go to the electric chair I am going to have chips and salsa. There are mornings when I wake up and have that craving and literally plan my day around getting good chips and salsa. And you know … Read moreThe Gentleman Caller’s Patented Salsa
Printable PDF at the bottom of the page! Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. Summers in Texas were spent, in my family at least, at our family ranch in the sleepy one-stoplight town of Johnson City, Texas at our family ranch. One of the best things about the ranch was a spring fed creek, Miller Creek, … Read moreTubin’ in the Creek
Printable PDF at the bottom of the page! Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. Ahhh, the delicious lychee fruit. So many Americans have probably never encountered it. It’s like a sweet eyeball that you just can’t help but roll around your mouth. At Trip of Love we have a trio of sisters who have seen our show … Read moreKampei! The Lychee-tini
Knock Knock Knock. Gentleman Caller. Honestly I should have done this one earlier in the season, but sometimes life gets in the way of best laid plans, right? So here we are in a heat wave and I am deciding it’s time to PLANT. Right now I am in New York City and let’s face … Read moreWindow Sill Splendor from some guy’s trash
Knock Knock Knock. Gentleman Caller. Hey, friends. It’s me, The Gentleman Caller. Welcome to my first outing. Happy Independence Day! It’s summer. It’s July. It’s hot. It’s my favorite time of year. You can wear a tank top anywhere except church. Amen to that. So I was sauntering through Manhattan’s Upper West Side last Sunday … Read morePickled. Not me. Cucumbers.