The Gentleman’s Egg Nog Ice Cream – your children will sleep past 6am Christmas morning…

Printable PDF at the bottom of the page! Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. When I was a fat little kid down in Texas, I couldn’t get enough eggnog. And even though I was 8 or 9, dad would still spike it a little for me. Probably because he realized it would make me sleep. Christmas … Read moreThe Gentleman’s Egg Nog Ice Cream – your children will sleep past 6am Christmas morning…

The Gentleman Caller’s Non-Tacky Christmas Stocking

https://vimeo.com/196634933 Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. One thing about Christmastime has always baffled me. A good many people lose all sense of taste when it comes to decorating and what is acceptable to put out around their homes. Perhaps, rather, Christmas exposes people I didn’t know had bad taste as People Who Have Bad Taste. The … Read moreThe Gentleman Caller’s Non-Tacky Christmas Stocking

The Gentleman Caller’s Linzer Cookie

https://vimeo.com/195642210 Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. Welcome back, you crazy carolers! Alright, I am outing myself here. I am a cookie monster. I have been known to take a cookie to bed with me, and that’s not a euphemism. I could eat a cookie every day. During Trip of Love, given it’s proximity to Schmackary’s, … Read moreThe Gentleman Caller’s Linzer Cookie

Make Your Own $80 wreath for less than $8

https://vimeo.com/195206421 Knock knock knock. Gentleman Caller. Know what’s expensive? Christmas! Now don’t misunderstand, I am more than accustomed to emptying my wallet for a pair of $1000 sneakers or a ridiculously overpriced backpack, but if I can save money on something, I will. Someone I was very close to used to say, “Austin, you will … Read moreMake Your Own $80 wreath for less than $8