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SPICY! The Gentleman Caller’s Texas Style Giardeniera

Knock knock knock.

Gentleman Caller.

For years I have wondered about giardeniera. Seen it in grocery stores in jars, purveyed in specialty stores in big buckets and such. And here’s the thing: when I finally decided to taste it after years of passing curiosity I LOVED IT.

Its bright, briny bouquet and the textures of the cauliflower and carrot was a treat for my tongue. Mind you, I am a lover of pickled things. I even like pickled eggs.

Froberg’s Farm in Alvin, TX

But back on topic, I was down in Alvin, sauntering through Froberg’s assessing the vegetable selection and it hit me… use Texas-y vegetables like okra and jalapeños, and concoct a giardeniera befitting The Gentleman Caller.

This is a great accompaniment on a relish tray, and works great in a bloody mary.

Get out your jars and let’s get pickled!

What you need:

  • 3 carrots
  • 3 large jalapeños
  • 15 okra
  • 15 green beans
  • 6 cloves of garlic
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup kosher salt
  • 1 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1 cup white vinegar, 5% acidity
  • about 3 cups of water
  • 3 tbsp peppercorns
  • 3 tsp celery seed
  • lemon peel, optional
  • jars, rings and lids to make 3 pints total

Wash your vegetables. Peel carrots, take tops off okra and jalapeños, remove the stem end of the green beans. Slice jalapeños in 1/8 inch slices, cut the carrots on an angle (see video for suggestions with flare).

Sterilize your jars by boiling them for 10 minutes in a stock pot full of water. When you remove them, add the lids and rings so that the rubber on the ring can soften.

In the microwave or a sauce pan, combine liquids, sugar and salt. bring liquid to a boil and allow everything to dissolve. Remove from heat.

Stuff the vegetables equitably into the jars. You need to really pack them full and evenly. There should be 2 cloves of garlic per pint.

Top the vegetables with peppercorns, 1 tbsp per pint, and celery seed, one tsp per pint. Pour liquid allowing 1/2 inch at the top.

Top with hot rings and lids, carefully avoiding touching the interior sides with your dirty little mitts!

Bring water in the stock pot back to a boil and process the jars upright for 20 minutes. The jars should be covered with at least an inch of water.

Remove from boiling water. Allow to sit for 2, 3, 4 weeks before you crack one open. The longer they sit, the tastier they’ll be!

This is The Gentleman Caller signing out!

Downloadable PDF here: The Gentleman Caller’s Texas Style Giardeniera

 

Pickled. Not me. Cucumbers.

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Knock Knock Knock.

Gentleman Caller.

Hey, friends. It’s me, The Gentleman Caller. Welcome to my first outing. Happy Independence Day!

It’s summer. It’s July. It’s hot. It’s my favorite time of year. You can wear a tank top anywhere except church. Amen to that.

So I was sauntering through Manhattan’s Upper West Side last Sunday before my matinee at Trip of Love, and wandered among the farm stalls. Now believe it or not, Jersey makes beautiful summer produce despite its reputation for murder and Snooki. I found some astonishingly beautiful Kirby cukes and decided it was time to go Granny-style with some canning.

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My Granny, Mrs. Mary Leah Stanton Miller, has an unrivaled pickle recipe. Sweet, salty, spicy… we waited eagerly for a jar of Granny’s crispy cukes every year. One time my sister, Katie, ate a whole quart jar in one sitting. Oy — that makes my guts churn.

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So it’s just me here, and I don’t have bushels of cucumbers coming out of a garden (not this summer at least), so I modified Granny’s recipe to serve my needs. Smaller recipe. I also added some more exotic spices for fun and sliced the cukes for easier use later. Granny always does them whole, but then you end up cutting them once they’ve brined. Saving a step…

Go wash your hands and let’s do this.

What you’ll need:

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  • 2 pint jars with rings and lids, clean
  • 1 pint of water (Granny likes well water, as in water from a well. If you are in Manhattan and have access to that, you send me a text right now.)
  • ½ pint of vinegar (Granny likes 7% acidity, but really that’s for cleaning toilets; 5% is fine.)
  • ¾ cup white sugar
  • 2 tablespoons kosher salt
  • 1 tablespoon brining spice (You can find this or assemble your own. If making your own, assemble things you like: a whisper of cinnamon bark, peppercorns, coriander, fennel seed, dill seed, bay leaf – all whole.)
  • 5 decent size Kirby cucumbers
  • 4 large garlic cloves
  • 1/8 of a red onion
  • Dill sprigs
  • Serrano pepper
  1. Put a pot on the stove full of water – it should be at least 7 inches deep. 8 is better. Put your jars, lids and rings in the pot (disassembled, of course). Let her rip. Bring to a boil and let it boil as you do some prep work.IMG_1216
  2. Do you have a mandolin? Good. Put it on the curvy blade. Set the depth to a quarter of an inch. Slice up your cucumbers carefully. Every time I use a mandolin in front of someone, they’re like, “Don’t cut your fingers!” No shit? Be careful though. You can also just use a knife. The world won’t end; they just won’t have that fun wavy texture.IMG_1258IMG_1268
  3. Slice your garlic cloves in half. You will want to see them in the sides of the jar. Presentation is important.
  4. Sliver pieces of onion, but don’t separate them. Again, presentation.
  5. Slice the Serrano into thin pieces. You will want to distribute these well so you don’t end up with a mouth scorcher in one pickle bite.IMG_1277
  6. Grab some tongs. Pull the jars out of the boiling cauldron. Put 1 tablespoon of kosher salt and ½ tablespoon of brining season into the bottom of the jar.IMG_1299IMG_1321
  7. In a saucepan, assemble the water, vinegar and sugar. Bring to a boil.
  8. Begin assembling vegetables in the jars. Layer them so the garlic, onions and dill are clearly visible through the sides. Leave about a ½ inch space from the top of the jar.
  9. Without burning yourself (good luck), add the water/vinegar/sugar liquid to the vegetable jars leaving at least a ¼ inch space at the top. With tongs, put the lid with the rubber ring facing down on the jars. Put the ring on top and screw that sucker down. DON’T touch anything on the inside of the lid or ring with your dirty paws.IMG_1352IMG_1373 IMG_1382.jpfg
  10. Time to process. No, this is not a psychological step. Put a cooling or other wire rack, or even just some spare rings from other jars on the bottom of the pot that you sterilized the jars in. Put your vegetable jars on top. Add water to sufficiently cover the jars and bring back to boil (water should still be very hot so this should be quick. Unless you’re super slow.) Once a nice little simmer is achieved, let process for 8 minutes.
  11. Take the jars out after processing and just set them somewhere in earshot. You’ll want to hear a little <pop> from them as they cool. If you don’t hear the pop, put that jar in the fridge. Let it sit for a week and then consume. You should hear the pop. Let these stand for a few weeks. The longer the better.

Now go enjoy! This is The Gentleman Caller signing off for now.

xoxo

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